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Mon Jun 4, 2007, 6:31 AM
Yep decided to begin my mid life crisis a little early..so how to celebrate it?..Hmmm i know let's get a tattoo.. ok easier said than done..what to have done? where to get it done? who to do it?

I chose a friend of mine, crazy granny, who's tattooing and peircing business has really hit off.. chose my design, e mailed it to her to draw up and changed my mind about 17 times on what i wanted done by the time i got there...

Ok those of you that have had their lower back tattoed has assumed the position...straddled the chair and closed your eyes. leant forward and gritted your teeth in readinesss.... after screaming at the cold antiseptic spray she saturated me with, i allowed my no- longer a 'current lesbian' mate to touch and examine the skin on my bum...there's friends and there's close friends ...we decided to place the tattoo a little over my jeans line at the waistband ...and thankfully there was no hanky panky...'the outline hurts more than the colouring in' she shot at me and revved up the gun... Granny is renowned for her complete unawareness of etiquette and grammar and as she started to dig away at my flesh with this three foot needle she mentioned quite casually that there was a webcam trained on my arse and that she was broadcasting live to the nation.....

How indeed would anyone react? Possibly the same way as me and scream like a lunatic to stop whatever she was doing as there was no way my lilly white ass was going to be viewed by the thousands...
Laughing she told me it was one of her favourate things to say to get customers to relax...as i realised my death grip on her neck i realised that something like that in reality could be quite entertaining and that i would probably be one of those voyeurs to tune it to see someone writhing in pain...If anyone could have seen my face having my first tattoo it would have been a sight to see..i made no noise, no grunts, no wimpers...but had a webcam been trained to my face ...i would have broken every gurning and face pulling record ever done..

The result.. a very nice tattoo i love it and am already thinking of my next one ...i'm scared i'm going to be one of these addicts to body art ..god help me...

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    :iconiardacil:
    Thank you so much for :+fav: :iconreachforthestarsplz:

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    :iconxxxxvalkyriexxxx:
    You have imspired so many of my poems with your artwork, trust me the pleasure is all mine :)

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    Thank you so much for your kind support,I really appreciate it :aww: :hug:

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    :iconxxxxvalkyriexxxx:
    They just get better and better :)

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    I can't believe you've been here for over 2 years and have so few watchers! You deserve a wider audience, mebbe I'll give you a few tips!
    Excellen gallery and I hope to read lots more. :)

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    Thank you, some of my poems are a little too explicit for a wider audience, I do tend to write when the mood sets in to do so, as you may probably have gathered by the varied content..thank you for the time you spent in actually reading through them..it is very much appreciated :)

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    Thank you so much for :+fav: my art dear
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    :iconxxxxvalkyriexxxx:
    it is amazing :)

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    Total Bitch and loving it........
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    I wanted to thank you so much for :+fav: on my art :)

    I am so honored :hug:

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    :iconxxxxvalkyriexxxx:
    Oh wow, it's the other way around, i'm just a scribbler...you are an artist!! Your work is gorgeous...

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